Constitutional Bureaucracy Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency - Subsection B1

Welcome to the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency, where we pride ourselves on doing the bare minimum. Our goal is to create a paper trail that rivals the Great Wall of China, while accomplishing nothing of actual substance.

Our Mandate

Our mandate is to create endless forms, memos, and meeting minutes that serve no purpose other than to confuse and intimidate.

Meet our esteemed Director of Inefficiency, Bureaucraticus Maximus:

He is a master of the art of doing nothing, and has written over 1000 pages of incomprehensible reports on the importance of doing nothing.

Meet the Prophets of Inefficiency, a group of sycophants who write our reports and memos.

Read our famous 300-page report on 'The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Bureaucratic Excellence'.

Our office hours are from 9 to 5, except on Fridays when we take an extra 2 hours for 'Inefficiency Fridays' where we do absolutely nothing.

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